Secret Girlfriends

Telling me that you’re divorced but neglecting to mention the girlfriend you just adopted a puppy with over Christmas is not going to get you a first date… with me anyway.

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Conversations with a 6 year old

Mommy/Santa as she purchases the last item on Little’s Christmas list: Yea! Christmas shopping is done.

Little 2 days later: Mommy, here’s my new Christmas list. I don’t want that other stuff anymore.