Seriously, though… I’m totally getting in on this!
I spent the majority of the weekend arguing with my ex until I had a revelation this morning…
He has a teeny weenie and has no clue how to eat pussy.
Why am I wasting my time?
^^My response when a guy balks at giving me his last name. PS… If I don’t ask before I meet you, it is because I’ve already found your on-line presence and you have, so far, passed.
This bears repeating after the week that I’ve had…
Yesterday, I recieved:
97 Likes and 23 Messages…
15 of which were “hi/hey/you’re beautiful” or some other minimal effort.
3 were vulgar.
5 I responded to, and out of these…
1 was trying to cheat on his wife (I’m ethically non-monogamous)
1 was looking for MFM (I’m a 1 on 1 girl)
1 was a couple looking for a unicorn (I am not THAT kind of unicorn)
So, out of 23 messages, only 2 were not a complete waste of my time.
And this is the reality of on- line dating for women so think about it the next time you whine about how difficult it is for you to get a response from a woman in the on-line dating world, men.
One on-line dating app.
It’s been a little while since this day occurred and, although I wrote the post THAT day, I wasn’t ready to share it yet. Anyway, now I can laugh about it. so here goes…
I left my pie at the grocery store checkout… after I paid for it.
I then locked my keys in my car when I tried to quickly run back in to the store to retrieve said pie.
My phone just corrected pie to pee…
I tore up both my hands trying to find the stupid hide-a-key that mysteriously wasn’t where I put it.
I figured out how to break into my car with an ice scraper. grin.
I finally made it home and said “Alexa, I’m having a bad day.”
And Alexa proceeded to play Dave Matthews… (I learned a new geek trick a few days ago.)
All is well in my world.